"You have to be faster, Mama"

The last week or so, Tyler has taken to crawling up in my lap while I'm trying to work.

I usually push my computer back so he can't grab it or I slide the chair back so he can't reach anything on the table.

This morning, I wasn't paying attention. He threw a cup of milk on the floor. I don't mean he knocked it over. He picked it up, swung his arm around and THREW it in the floor.